Now I know rape is not to be laughed at, but when famed social commentator Jordan decides to throw in her opinion..
GLAMOUR girl JORDAN has called for a new punishment for rapists – they should be raped themselves.
The tough-talking star – who also agrees with the death penalty – said: “The way I see it is an eye for an eye.
“So if someone rapes a girl he should be bent over and the same thing done to him. I’m sorry that’s just the way I feel. I’m very strict.”
Jordan, real name KATIE PRICE, added: “If someone is done for drink-driving they should have their licence taken away for life.
“And if someone steals they should have to wear a dye on their skin, like a tattoo on their ear or somewhere it can be seen – like across their face! That would stop people stealing.”
The 30-year-old model – who is moving to the US with husband PETER ANDRE – also voiced support for gay marriages.
Rapist required, flexible hours in a social environment. Hourly rate above minimum wage and free condoms supplied. No experience necessary.
Now look what happens, because of the need to hire rapists to rape rapists, you now have a vicious cycle of rape that is never ending! What kind of a cure is that eh? If Jordan ruled this country; which if she's moving to America we'll be spared from; life as we know it would surely end, we would devolve to a primate species, raping each other, unable to drive and with 'feef' tattoed on our foreheads. Grave indeed....